after watching one episode of mtv's meet the barkers, i've decided that we need to call social services on the barker family because they are unfit parents. i'm sorry and unfornately, the above photo does not illsturate my point, but never the less, travis barker is allergic to sleeves on his shirts. honestly, a man who can't wear a simple cotton piece to cover up some arms is just not fit to raise a child. now, if travis barker was either a weightlifter or if he was constantly working or if he was an nj guido high on ecstasy, then i'd understand the lack of sleeves, but he's just showing off some bad tatts. you know, it's just a waste of material to buy a t-shirt and cut the sleeves off it, if even if you owe your clothing company or not. i mean, if he wants to cruise around, show off his boney body and ink, then he should look into wearing tank tops on a regular basis. basically, it's the same thing cept tank tops were designed to show off the arms more than a shirt that has been cutted to down the thigh, cause that's where the shants start doing their job.
another thing, travis barker is forcing his lifestyle on the child. did they ask him if he wants a mohawk? does the baby realize that a mohawk is no longer a symbol of rebellion, a fuck you to the system, and actually being punk, but instead it's a symbol used by ad excs and desperate celebrities to be hip, cool and edgy. maybe, the child won't even be into punk rock, maybe he'll be a big fan of high school sports and doing well in school. yet sadly, due to pressure from his father, the child will drop out after the tenth grade and start up his own horrible band. can you imagine the scene, travis barker knocks on his son's door, angrly asking what he's listening and the son says he's listening to the beatles and travis gets really upset, breaks the cd and forces his son to listen to like gbh or something. this child's rebellion will be against rebel music, sadly.
although, britney spears & k fed can force feed whatever lifestyle they want onto their child cause you know it's bound to be funny.
back to the barkers for a minute, seriously, this show and the new season of i want a famous face and basically every other show on right now is just not cutting it. bring back trey, lc, stephen, kirstin, lo, talan, okay. bring back my super sweet 16, actually edit an episode of road rules/real world challenge around jamie chung for once, throw ashlee simpson off a cliff, just please do something interesting.