Hi everyone. I'm Annie and I own www.investinfame.com. I'm supposed to ghostwrite for Douglas when he is too busy (a) studying for finals or (b) making fun of hipster trash. I would have written earlier, but as you may notice on my own website I am too busy insuring a lifetime of celibacy. More from me to come, for now I'm going to watch MTV and pray that P.Diddy's Making the Band 3 Marathon is on.
"ATL, where you from!?!"
"DENVER!!!???? You DANCE LIKE YOU FROM DENVER"