&t skeet on mischa: a bit of negativey left, still a long way down

skeet on mischa

i wouldn't have given you it if i didn't agree

Jun 4, 2005

a bit of negativey left, still a long way down

normally, i don't write on the weekends unless i finish i wanted to say for monday by sunday afternoon. but since next week, we're going to living by the words of thumper's mother, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" (which means, probably like two posts, max the whole week), we gotta make a few snaps.

i hate these guys. seriously, have you tried to listen to a game called by these douchebags? oh my god, i feel like ripping my ears off each time one of these retards tries to be insightful and clever and funny. seriously, worst announcers ever. tim mccarver is such a jerk, i mean, the dude couldn't even hang in a winning locker room and having some champagne poured on him; tim mccarver has to be captain obvious. and joe buck, should just stick to football cause i don't watch football and joe buck just loves barry bonds. perhaps, i'm just saying this because every time they call an angel game on fox, the angels get jinxed and these cocksmokers are anything but inpartial; it's like they hate the angels and just love that johnny damon cave man cock.

seriously, i hate joe buck and tim mccarver and the day they decide to retire, it'll be the bestest news in baseball since barry bonds said, "i'm tired."

stay tuned for some snaps on bloc party at the el rey on friday night. uf.


At 12:42 PM , Blogger Ignatius Loyola said...

You have to cut them some slack.

I mean, did you just hear this exchange during the 6th inning:

McCarver: "They're doing this for the show, 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.' I have no idea what that is; I've never seen the show."

Buck: "Yeah, right."

At 9:43 PM , Blogger Bonham Hathaway said...

Its that type of contrived, faux-irony that makes Buck and McCarver so unlistenable in the first place

At 2:20 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are even more insufferable in the playoffs. Every game has to have a "story", so they strain to create one, instead of just calling the fucking game. I remember watching a Yankees-Twins ALDS game a couple years back, where Andy Petite had struck out about 10 Twins in the first 5 innings, and after one Twins hit, Buck went on about how "these Twins are growing in confidence by the inning"...

At 1:24 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're the worst. But still not as bad as SCOOTER THE TALKING BASEBALL.

At 3:20 PM , Blogger ollie tamale said...

you are funny.


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