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skeet on mischa

i wouldn't have given you it if i didn't agree

Aug 18, 2005

i always all prepared to do a sequel to that live blogging i did while waiting for an electrician, but dude came early.


so i have no excuse to write or at least no way to thinly hide my disdain; well, lets be honest, it's all out, hatered for howie mandel. seriously, if you want to stop laughing for the rest of your life, watch anything done by howie mandel. i think he's still around because he makes all other comedians better. like if i had to the choice between watching howie mandel doing stand up or like waiting at the dmv, i'd take the dmv. and those hidden camera bits are anything but funny, it's just annoyning. i mean, how can people not know they're on camera when a goofy guy with a gray goatee in giganmorous glasses and backpack stands three inches from their face.

it's weird because howie mandel is in the aristocrats quite a bit, but dude brings the film to a screeching hault because he's so unfunny and gratting. fred willard, who is one of my heroes is barely in the film but he kills it and you're like, why only one moment with fred willard? why did i have to suffer through 5 minutes of the guy from 'bobby's world" saying the c word over and over again?

uf.

g's up.

howie mandels down.

if he can't swim, then the weiner kid is gonna drown

and the world will be better.

ps. thanks to the person who sent the link to that kanye/nas track; it was rather nice and refreshing.

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At 3:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

No prob on the song yesterday man. I enjoy your stuff a lot and just wanted to show my appreciation.
Here's another one for ya.
Thanks.

http://rapidshare.de/files/4122189/03-Kanye_West__feat.Lupe_Fiasco_-Touch_The_Sky.mp3.html

 
At 10:56 AM , Blogger Cyber Mule said...

Howie Mandel is still alive?

This guy sucks....pure and simple.

I completely forgot about him...then realized how much i can't stand him. thanks

 

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