You know how there’s that mall punk or screamo or whatever buzzword the kids these days are using to define the sound of their particular flavor of the month warp tour band, but you know that band, Scary Kids Scaring Kids? They should change their name to Haylie Duff cause she just about scares anybody and everybody these days.
I’m going to attempt to be brief here for a moment. I just got back from a sluggish drive on the 91; I wish that Cal Trans would sent out e-mails telling people that they’re going to close the toll roads on Tuesday nights and on top of that I was getting back from a taping of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (we were in the very front row; so if you watched it, you may have seen us laughing our heads off at Fred Willard and sitting on stools in the back of the room when Korn was on [which is another thing, I haven’t even seen the show and I forgot to tape it, but that’s a whole other issues.]). This is about being brief and to the point.
I don’t know how many people trek down to Hollywood Blvd. I assume maybe people do it when they have friends from out of town in town and what not, but never the less, has anybody else seen the 2Pac impersonator that hangs out in front of the Virgin Megastore next to Mann’s Chinese? So fucking weird. Don’t tell Kool Keith, but 2Pac really is the black Elvis.
Shout outs to Mauve American Apparel sweatshirts; now only if Al Gore were the President, it’d be cold enough to wear it.