Fluff A Nutter
Honestly, it has to feel really weird when you’re at a press conference, talking to the press about how cool a particular product is and there’s a life size photo of ones self staring right at the back of your head. Not to mention to the ‘Scooby Doo’ vibe that has to be present, believing that one’s own eyes are following you whenever you go. It still should be noted that Mischa B has that awesome Jackie B vibe. It’s too good to waste it on press conferences and potential guest spots on “Desperate Housewives”. Why hasn’t anybody put her in a movie where she wears cool, designer clothes and talks about post modernism?
Cory Kennedy is a true troubadour and trail blazer because every club owner in LA now a days is making sure their club is full of the new ‘it’ accessory, underage girls. They’re cooler than most people because they’ve been listening to Devendra Banhart since the sixth grade, but that’s only because they’re in the 9th grade. Also, there’s a bit of danger, beyond the obvious legal stuff, but they’ll be the first ones to quote a classic Aaliyah/R Kelly slow jam, “Age Ain’t Nothing but a Number.” What’s dangerous about these girls is the stare; it’s the most judgmental, powerful, nerve-rattling stare in the history of the world. It’s the exact opposite of a care bear stare that helps me out, this stare will reduce people to quivering puddles of sadness and frustration because one wore a pair of shorts to the party. Not to mention, they’ll make you feel terrible and uncool because you didn’t have your moms pick up from the club at the end of the night.
X17 Online, I love you guys and all, but I’m not sure how they can consider this the world premiere photos of Suri Cruise Holmes. It’s a blurry piece of white diapers that my man Keith Olbermann will have a field day with.
Watch out Catt & Sal, Yahoo’s got your number with The 9. Although, E! should trade Debbie for the 9’s blonde because she’s not as annoying and doesn’t throw around the funny voices, jokes card to easily.
Besides being a total asshole, hasn’t anybody else notice that Ann Coulter owns only one black dress and that she’s anorexic? Coulter is worse than Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth combined. Clearly, this woman has a problem with food, but let’s not help her out. She can just waste away and I think it’ll be okay. It’s no great loss.
The trailer for The Grudge 2 has to be the worst trailer in the history of movies. It’s two minutes of people making ‘o’ faces and the Final Cut Pro strobe effect thingy. Come on, people, how is this supposed to be scary? Let alone be entertaining. As I watched this trailer the other night at the movies, I felt like walking out and going home because this trailer put such a bad taste in my mouth that no movie could take out. I may have to quit going to the movies all over again in the next two months, so I can avoid this abortion of a trailer. The chances of never nude tease Kari Sweets going nude is better than this film being 'just okay,' but it'll most likely win the award for scariest movie of the year from the Union of Movie Theater Security Guards