Don't Make Me a Target
Who knew that this generation's Gary Busey would or at least at point in her career was fairly attractive? I'm just glad that she followed the advice of a fellow ginger, Danny Bonaduce: "Never go to rehab sober." I just wonder if a lot of morning zoo DJs are playing that Amy Winehouse tune and during the ramp up, make references to Lindsay Lohan or something. If anything, they should play some Iron Maiden in tribute to her downfall. She's been dressing like a Supreme groupie lately. It's really sad that she's fall apart in such a manner. She could've been great and funny, but maybe we'll get another awesome helicopter movie out of it. Is it weird how self destructive famous people during their comeback do a helicopter related project? Remmber Jan Michael Vincent and "Air Wolf"? I don't, but you get my point. How does that sound like a good idea to producer or a casting director? Hey, lets put that guy everybody knows for drinking and driving in a helicopter filled with missles and fire arms? Yeah, he'll be much safer in the air.
I don't know what else to say. "Tourist in My Town" by the Pink Mountaintops is probably the greatest love song ever written. I honestly want to watch Nancy Drew more than any summer blockbuster this summer season; well, take it back, The Simpsons Movie and Knocked Up. How come there hasn't been a backlash against Judd Apatow movies and the lack of visual style to them yet? Reading "No Country for Old Men," great book. Hating on DJs in L.A.; fucking laptop "DJs" need to fall off a cliff and the people who refuse to dance to Justice's "D.A.N.C.E." need to be knocked a cliff too. The song tells you that it's easy as A-B-C to do the D.A.N.C.E. I don't mind the skate or die kids freak dancing with the cougars. I mean, its gross and all, but at least, they're dancing.
Also, according to Dark Dreams, one of the skeet on... empire favorite filmmakers, Dario Argento considers his latest film, Mother of Tears to be his bloodiest film so far. I'm just more geeked out on the Suspiria re-released hopefully in the fall, if the Weinsteins manage to stop crying over the spilled milk known as Grindhouse.